When the chicken you prepared for dinner suddenly pick up a fork and fight back, you know you suck at cooking.
I would presume she hasn't started the cooking process yet... and if you kill your own chickens, they're known for sometimes not sitting still just because you chopped their head off.
YesBarbecue?WA-chan?!Oh,I'll make them into a barbecue..!!But that's the kitchen?Are you going to battle, WA-chan?Wish me the fortune of war..Okay..You can't cook well, WA-chan..It's just a figure of speech!!And I'm good at cooking!This time, the enemy is fast and strong..