I can give you the simplified version, or the long summery (only if you ask for the long summery though).
Basically-- Ah, one sec.
Dont Hover if you dont care, you will only have yourself to blame for spoiling yourself.
Simplified summery of the "Freaky Pandemic": P7 tried to prank the fluffy Kouhai that is SASS by smearing Kalina's makeup on her clothes, and it backfired horrendously causing a huge misunderstanding. She got scolded by Spitfire (Yay~ my lovely adjutant) and we now have Alchemist in our custody.