Don't look directly at this pets eyes as it can cause some strange effects on humans.
Feed twice a day, brush once a day and give her plenty of water with 3 drops of sake mixed in to keep her content.
Also, do not hold her by her ears as they can detach to allow her to escape. If you manage to catch her after an attempted escape, simply give her the discarded ears and allow her a night to put them back on. Punish her properly do prevent further attempts and do not hold her by her ears again.
Although she does not require love and even seems to thrive on physical abuse, please treat her kindly mr. customer.