This is no regular flu we're dealing with.

Oh, I get it. Nobody's coming out 'cuz there's an epidemic.

I'm always walking around.

...What are you walking around for?

Don't underestimate the power of disease.

Isn't this a bit overkill, though?

Maybe you're immune to epidemics too.

Wait, am I not allowed to do that today?

You're so dumb you probably wouldn't even catch a cold.