I would help translate, but infuriatingly, my skills in understanding japanese are far less than my ability to read it. (as in, I know what they are saying in japanese, but don't understand, which is even more infuriating than not knowing anything at all)
Watching anime inside the train again? Do you really want to watch anime even when you're outside? Are you a scumbag? You are a scumbag. YOU SCUMBAG!