Run, Kyon, run!

Soooo, does this mean she wished for a penis?

All I can think about is how much that would hurt.....

She could give herself paizuri instead.

Are her breasts big enough for that?

They can be, and would be.

Lalaca said:
Run, Kyon, run!

That'll do no good. What Haruhi wants, Haruhi gets. So just bend over and take it like a man. A gay man, maybe, but a man nonetheless.

fcma172 said:
All I can think about is how much that would hurt.....

I know right?

AH WTF MAN ITS NOT WORTH IT GRAB A KNIFE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!

BakaHoushi said:
That'll do no good. What Haruhi wants, Haruhi gets. So just bend over and take it like a man. A gay man, maybe, but a man nonetheless.

SCREW THAT NOISE! I don't mind blowing some cash for a tenga product if it'll save my ass! But if can't wait then my only respectable course is to take my own life and hopefully soil myself, just in case.

RUN FOREST RUN!

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