One of the things I enjoy most about Hayate is her continuing, conscious, and effortful attempt to be the traditional sparkly cute girl idol, and how badly that archetype actually works in the context of 346 Pro (and how seamlessly her oddball twin does fit in). She always seems to be on the edge of panic, and it's great.
Fufu♪ Wearing our uniforms and playing badminton after school in the park, it's overflowing with the feeling of youth-!Ahh, I think I know what you mean...Would it be like this~?I was thinking of a more sparkly, heartpounding vibe...YaaayYou two are so cuteNice shot, Hayate-chan!We'd all go to different schools, but we'd be waiting to meet at the gates! Kind of a 'Who do you want to walk home with?' scenario! Now doesn't that just scream urban middle school life♪What, you want a hot-blooded story too Yuuki-chan!?It's ok, Producer-san~If P-chan wore a gakuran or school blazer too, it'd add even more to that atmosphere-!Yuuki-chan would be the sporty track and field club underclassman-If P-chan were a student~...If Producer-san joined us in the badminton match, everyone could enjoy an intense competition that would really feel like youth-!Don't tell me, have I missed the mark!? P-chan! What do you think!? C'mon you can't be that tired, answer me-Have a sports drink♪Haa would be... Hehe-♪ The tidy, talk of the school underclassman, right?Senpai-And Yuzu-chan would be the tomboy badminton club underclassman!Hayate's image of an urban middle school...Then to decide who to walk home with... We'd have an intense badminton match to settle it-Whaaat!? No way- I wasn't going for that kind of hot-blooded action-! Anyway, you'd have the advantage there Yuzu-chan-