It's nice to know that despite our vast differences, even eastern and western cultures have share commonalities like hair-pulling-ly awful porn dialogue.
Hahah, definitely hair-pulling-ly awful! It`s not 100% accurate, so I left the translation_request tag there if a more experienced translator wants to try his luck xD But I guess an approximate translation is better than none for now(?)
My reaction when I started translating was "wait..what?" And I swore I'd never do it again.
Loo~k; by doing this, it's like you've grown a penis~~
How does it feel to turn into a man?Wee wee Land, it's starting~ Yes!*heavy breathing*Ngh... that's not what I...*panting**heavy breathing*Welcome to Wee Wee Land ☆ Another of me~?Wee wee Land?! What are you sayi...Wha..whaaaaat???What are you saying?
I even masturbated in your clitoris and let it all out, just like you fantasized it would be if you had a penis.
I'm you; so that means I know every little, shameful, embarrassing bit of yourself.Trivia: "ochinchin land" (wee-wee land, here) is a term used on Futaba for when the mods are gone and, thus, trolls are free to flood the boards with pictures of penises.Drop the trivial talk... From here on, Naoto's sudden Penis Growth Experiment will begin!!
