Not remembering people’s names is the bane of my existence.
This girl is my friend... uh...Crap, what was her name again? And her boobs are huge. She will Die in 100 Days Days until death: 91 Anyway, she's always wearing her hair in pigtails.So...I've taken to calling her Bazooka-chan in my head.
In the original Japanese, it's "Bakkui-chan" a pun of 爆乳 (huge breasts). Closest I could get to retaining that pun was "Bazooka-chan". Bazookas being a slang term for breasts and the first character 爆 meaning "bomb".