I'm going to leave the second panel bubble untranslated because Marine made a pun and I'm no good at translating puns. She said "Kaizoku ga yama ni haittara, sanzoku nanda wa. which means "A bandit is when a pirate enters the mountains." The kanji for pirate literally translates to "Ocean thief" and the kanji for bandit literally translates to "Mountain thief".
I'm going to leave the second panel bubble untranslated because Marine made a pun and I'm no good at translating puns. She said "Kaizoku ga yama ni haittara, sanzoku nanda wa. which means "A bandit is when a pirate enters the mountains." The kanji for pirate literally translates to "Ocean thief" and the kanji for bandit literally translates to "Mountain thief".
"Mountain roads are too 'scurvy for a pirate to climb"? "Besides, you know that thing about mountain roads? 'Scurvy." "I'll be literally shivering my timbers off in the woods"?