So: Koizumi as a man likes Kyon as a man.
Koizumi as a man likes Kyon as a girl.

So Haruhi reasons there's no way Koizumi as a girl would ever like Kyon as a girl. What?

Haruhi just doesnt realize that gender is not a factor in it at all, Koizumi's just a weirdo

Koizumi is Kyon-Sexual, Haruhi.

Nonsense101 said:
Koizumi is Kyon-Sexual, Haruhi.

That comment made my day.

Everyone is Koizumi for Kyon. No matter the gender. It's that simple.

Just as planned... except not.

Obviously she would then proceed to turn herself into a boy.

...bringing everything pretty much back to square one.

Nonsense101 said:
Koizumi is Kyon-Sexual, Haruhi-san.

Fixed