Historians have said that these are the chief weapons of the Spanish Japanese Inquisition:
1. Fear 2. Surprise 3. Ruthless efficiency 4. Fanatical devotion to the Pope (However, there are times that the Emperor and the Empire of Japan) 5. Diabolical Laughter 6. Diabolical Acting 7. "The Rack" and giving it a turn 8. The Soft Cushions and poking the victim 9. The Comfy Chair with a cup of coffee until lunchtime 10. Shouting "Confess" enough to make the victim scream 11. The Fridge 12. A glass of cold milk
