He was found out immediately afterwards.Haa ♥Haa ♥Who was iiiit!? Who loosened my boyfriend's asshooooole!?My boyfriend got stolen from meeee!
He said my dick's too small and dumped meeee!!What, are you going to try and pick a fight with this guy?
Just calm down.Nah, I was thinking I should get my ass pounded too.That was drool, not tears!!?
You've got a wide asshole, dude.
Saying someone has a wide/large or narrow/small "vessel" is a figurative way of referring to someone as being generous/tolerant/kind-hearted or stingy/intolerant/unforgiving, respectively. In colloquial slang, "vessel" is sometimes replaced by "asshole/anus" in the expressions to mean the same thing.Let's not mention it was me who did it for a while...