Malenia: Ok this is getting stupid. Will you just go down already! Tarnished: No! Not until you hear me out! Malenia: What? Tarnished: Yeah, and if I have to beat your ass in order to get you hear where Miquella is I will! Malenia: .....
*Malenia falls on the ground
Malenia: Oh no, I have fallen. I cannot get up. You have beaten me Tarnished. I have been defeated. Tarnished: Hell yeah! I'm the best! I'm....the...ah fuck...
*Tarnished passes out
Malenia: Well shit...
*Grabs Tarnished and drags them toward the site of grace.
Tarnished: What!? What happened?! Where am I?! Did I win?! Am I the Elden Lord?! Is Melina my wife?!!!
*Malenia, now tired and done with this shit, smacks the Tarnished upside the head.
Tarnished: Ow! What the hell you damn bi- Malenia: Will you shut the hell up and tell me where my brother is before I shove this sword up your ass? Tarnished: Well screw you too good miss!
*Malenia pulls out her sword
Tarnished: Wait! I'll tell you! Miquella is being held in an egg at Moghs palace.
*Malenia stares at the Tarnished with a 'wtf look'
Malenia: What? Tarnished: Yeah, your brother was stolen by a sex crazed omen with a blood kink. Sorry... Malenia: WHAT?!
And that's how Malenia rescued her brother and made a new friend along the way. After which she helped said friend by giving her the great rune and then dropping her off at the erdtree and then leaving because she was way to sober to handle this level of bullshit.
