This feels like a "Would You Press the Button" scenario: You become the Chosen Hero, but your fairy companion is a total dick and is extremely annoying.

Random_Fanguy said:

This feels like a "Would You Press the Button" scenario: You become the Chosen Hero, but your fairy companion is a total dick and is extremely annoying.

Sooooo…Ocarina of Time?

Seems strange that Virginia would punish someone by uh...selling them as an onahole.

Lhyssi said:

Seems strange that Virginia would punish someone by uh...selling them as an onahole.

You can smell the irony.