Disgusting sadism. I'm glad I never watched Star Wars.

Claverhouse said:

Disgusting sadism. I'm glad I never watched Star Wars.

I was always 100% sure that Jabba was bullshitting to see his prisoners beg him for a quick death.
Then the extended universe made it even worse, apparently the Sarlacc is some mini-Chzo who absorb you and feeds off your nerves.

“Slowly tentacled over a thousand years."

That’s…I honestly have no idea how to respond to that.

Claverhouse said:

Disgusting sadism. I'm glad I never watched Star Wars.

It was just a stupid line. All you had to do was think about it a little to realize the idea was nonsense.
"Bwahahaha, I shall feed off my trapped living victim for far longer than it takes for it to starve to death ... wait a minute ... how does this work again?"

Also, Jabba was a disgusting slob and a blowhard.