Consider yourself resolved

If you had just given a donation, this could all have been avoided.

Why didn't anyone tell me there was a miko in the closet with a damn hand cannon?

notsosupersaiyan said:
Why didn't anyone tell me there was a miko in the closet with a damn hand cannon?

Because everyone wanted to see the bad end

You've been caught looking at porn by Reimu and she has a rifle pointing at you. What do you do?

A)Get the hell outta there
B)Take it like a man. Chances are, that's just a toy(it's real)
C)Continue looking at porn
D)Think of some excuse(Ex: "This is actually a education picture teaching me about human reproduction")
E)All of the above? Seriously? Will you really pick this?

Keo said:
You've been caught looking at porn by Reimu and she has a rifle pointing at you. What do you do?

A)Get the hell outta there
B)Take it like a man. Chances are, that's just a toy(it's real)
C)Continue looking at porn
D)Think of some excuse(Ex: "This is actually a education picture teaching me about human reproduction")
E)All of the above? Seriously? Will you really pick this?

I'd choose A or D.

That's a Howa Type 64 battle rifle.

blarginator said:
That's a Howa Type 64 battle rifle.

Nationalistic Reimu is fine, but the 64 is fugly.
Reimu is beautiful and powerful, she needs a G3A3 or a FAL.

Okay, 'fess up. Who put the sub machine in front of psycho miko...?

Does this really belong in the Nice Knowing You pool?

And it was me! I also told her everyone in the village laughs at her shrine but will donate...in Zimbawbwe 1 dollar notes!

Keo said:
You've been caught looking at porn by Reimu and she has a rifle pointing at you. What do you do?

A)Get the hell outta there
B)Take it like a man. Chances are, that's just a toy(it's real)
C)Continue looking at porn
D)Think of some excuse(Ex: "This is actually a education picture teaching me about human reproduction")
E)All of the above? Seriously? Will you really pick this?

There's no choosing, as you're dead before any reaction can be made.

Keo said:
You've been caught looking at porn by Reimu and she has a rifle pointing at you. What do you do?

A)Get the hell outta there
B)Take it like a man. Chances are, that's just a toy(it's real)
C)Continue looking at porn
D)Think of some excuse(Ex: "This is actually a education picture teaching me about human reproduction")
E)All of the above? Seriously? Will you really pick this?

Throw a $100 at her & run like hell.

Miko's got a gun
Miko's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From looking straight at the sun

Uh... MONEY! THERES MONEY BEHIND YOU!
*runs away*

walterjones2 said:

Throw a $100 at her & run like hell.

Indeed. It needs another option.

F)Bribe her with all the money you have. (Better than being dead.)

Dalveska said:
Indeed. It needs another option.

F)Bribe her with all the money you have. (Better than being dead.)

This.

"Screw danmaku, let's get directly to blowing your brains out."

Hmmm an SLR with a 7.76mm round by the looks of it and you know what that means? Not just no brains but no head in general, that'll make everything from the jaw up generally turn into mush.

However £1000 to Reimu would certainly avoid such a fate.... I hope.

vhite said:
Hmmm an SLR with a 7.76mm round by the looks of it

Type 64 in 7.62x51, actually.

Shouldn't this be in the Badass Pool?