A: ¿Cómo se dice nariz en inglés? ("Ingles" without vocal accent is plural for "crotch"). A: How is it said "nariz" in English? B: No se (without vocal accent is an incomplete sentence for "Do not..."). B: I don't know. (A pun between English "nose" and Spanish "no se". "Sé" is conjugation from "to know" while "se" means being able or allowed to do anything.
¡No sabe! He doesn't know!
Túneles de narcoticos ("narcóticos" being the correct word). Drug smuggling tunnels.
La puta. The prostitute/sex worker (you have no idea the laugh Spanish speakers have at some dubbed dialogues from Miyazaki's "Castle in the sky").
A traditional prose after someone mentions thirteen I'm not willing to translate it but basically is a Mexican? ancient litany word play said after someone says the number. The trick from such double entendre word plays is to avoid mentioning the word that triggers them, have another known double entendre phrase to answer back or right away recite the next answer to safe counter it (if you don't response any further you lose). In resume: Monkey Island's sword fighting insults.