This looks like something that will make a lot more sense once it gets translated...
EDIT: Sometimes, ignorance is best to keep you from hearing a really bad pun...
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Welcome,What do you want for lunch?There isn't one.
We don't have enough firepower.It's a snowstorm out there and it's coldhuh! It's just a dream?! it can't be helped In times like this, hugging each other will keep us warm....is that so?Oh, Admiral, you're awake.
指令(directive) is a typo for 司令(Commander).Do you have some Gurakoro ? Gurakoro is burger made with a creamy white sauce blended with shrimp and macaroni, combined with cabbage and a special spicy croquette sauce. Also the combined name of pairing Graf Zeppelin and Colorado on this 4 coma.