Thanks for the translations @Kinsei. Hopefully when cour 2 ends they'll release fluff episodes like this on the dvd.
Chairs can't talk.*POーP!*Erase that!Chuchu, I'm begging you.Mi-I might have to leave Earth House!Yes ma'am...Ahaha!
It's rare to see you so flustered, Nika-nee!*Ding*I am a cheater.Miorine-san...My...My legs are...