narita taishin and agnes digital (pokemon and 1 more) drawn by katwo

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トレセン地方のポケモンシリーズ

本当はイショウサギじゃなくてイッショウサギにしたかったんですが、６文字の制約が…
あと、一部文字を変えました。
個人的には変更前の方が語感が好きでしたが、
妙なのが流行っていたらしく仕方なく…

Re: 公式怪文書

I thought I would just be translating some fake Pokédex entries, only to get hit by whatever this is. Maybe someone else can have a go at trying to translate/explain what's going on here, because I sure as heck can't lol.
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E5%85%AC%E5%BC%8F%E6%80%AA%E6%96%87%E6%9B%B8

It appears to be written from the trainer's perspective, but it honestly gives off major "middle school love poem" vibes.