"HEY GIRL! Hey girl, whaddya up to? Oh, me? Not much. I'm just making myself into a beautiful ramen human soup, you know what am I saying, baby? You want some of it? Yeah, you can come right over. You can taste me. *bites leek* You hear that, girl? That's me. That's all me, baby, 24/7. Go come straight in this bathroom. I'll see you in 5 minutes, baby."