I don’t have an exact translation to offer, but it’s something along the lines of:
Panel 1 “Hey guys, check out my boyfriend!”
Panel 2 “Oh, my tattoos? Haha, they’re pretty cool, right?”
Panel 3 “What’s wrong with my face? Oh, nothing, haha… just a little bout with my boyfriend. He apologized so much, it made me feel guilty…”
Panel 4 “Well, I lied, we actually took a bath together and I just slipped on the floor! That’s what happened.”
Artist in general is a piece of shit and probably a sex offender.
Hehe... Taking a bath together isn't so bad, huh~?Wanna stay in like this?Okay~Be careful not to slip...*slip**CLATTER*I can't tell them what really happened~*CRACK*Eh... Nijika?! Are you okay?!A...ambulance!!S, Senpai?! Are you sure you're okay?Were you and your boyfriend fighting about rock music?!There we go... Well then, I'll get out first!