50000 gold in childcare a year and You call it a cult!?
Since Master has said as much, I'll show you a thing or two!Hm... that pose and this chill does feel rather familiar.Question! What is the Lich King's favorite fruit? ...A lychee! Because he's a "lich"! Hahahaha! Wasn't that sooo funny?*Kel'thuzad laughs uncontrollably*RAID WARNING: FROST BLASTThis cold joke that chills you to your core... That utterly insane way of laughing... Hm. Indeed, you are... Kel'thuzad...Kel-tan For Only Ten DollarsAhahaha!Yeah, it's actually kind of embarrassing. I mean, in the 60's, a phylactery was all I was going for, but then in the 80's I was destroyed like no tomorrow. Now, I've died so many times that I've run out of ashes to resurrect with.Good thing I suddenly thought of how I had some ashes stowed away for a product I was going to sell for the Kel'thuzad Fun Club, Kel-tan, that I could use for a backup body. That's how I became like this...Not a bad excuse. But supposing even if I believe that you are Kel'thuzad, do you really think all our readers among the Scourge would be convinced?Do you have any proof that this pathetic form I see before me is really that of a terrifying lich?Scream your dying breath!
