Didn't give her the tail in the original because it didn't really fit with the timeline for her to have both the tail and the cool Vegeta hair but I know a lot of you like the tail (I like the tail) so here, this takes place in the canon where the movies happened so timelines don't really matter I guess.

I have officially retconned the timeline (now she wishes for the tail a year before the tournament), so it makes sense for her to have the tail here now.

Original Description

What guy doesn't want to have a girl be crazy about him? Well, maybe you'd feel different if "crazy" was meant literally. This is the situation one Son Goten finds himself in. His best friend Trunks's sister Bulla has had something of a crush on him for years.

It was awkward when she was still a younger teen while he was well into his 20s, but by the time she was old enough for the age gap to not be as weird, she had gotten weird enough to more than make up the difference. She'd changed her name to "Eschalotte" and seemed a little too obsessed with her Saiyan heritage, something Goten had thought little about besides the fact that it let him go blonde without bothering with bleach. When she was 16, she began dishing out "Saiyan names" to her fellow half-breeds, an experiment ending in a unanimous call to quit it. She'd always been a bit socially impaired but this made everyone realize she might have genuine issues.

He'll readily admit she's attractive, but in addition to the awkwardness inherent in dating your friend's sister, she's just too damn weird. Like yeah she's cute but three years ago she was trying to change his name to "turnip." This can only go a few ways and they all end in "institutionalized".