here's a quick bad translation

First I was Ok, then OH NO, then I was OH GAR!

I'm not fine with this ;_;

Reimu likes Manly Yukari...

Personally think leaving the uhoooo as it is is better as a reference, eh.

I can't decide if the second panel scarred me forever or is full of win.

What is this, I don't even--NO!

The last panel isn't a yukkuri anymore. But still awesome!