Actually, it's just that people don't know that a comma makes all the difference. Since it doesn't have a comma, he means "like her".
I have some Valentine's chocolate!♪Please accept it!Eh? No way!I mean, it's already in your mouth, right?HfffMmmn!♪Give it some normal thought.There's no way I could eat food that's been in a person's mouth......all the more so since it's from you, and you're female...