これが俺の剣、ジュワユーズだ！
どうだ、カッコ良いだろ！
ものの話によれば、日に三十回色を変えるとか、
後は聖槍が柄に納められているとか、
まあ色々といわれのある剣だ。

でも、結局のところ。
問題はこれで誰を斬り、誰を斬らないかなんだよな。
王の剣、勇者の剣は担い手によっては
魔の剣、愚者の剣に成り果てることもあるのだから。

故に、俺は剣を握る時にいつも仲間に問うのさ。
「今の俺はカッコ良いかね？」
なんてな！

今のところ、カッコ悪いと言われたことはないから、
まあそういうことだろう！

This is my sword, Joyeuse! What do you think? Pretty awesome, right!? Some stories say it changes color thirty times a day... Some say there's a sacred spear hidden in its hilt... And there's probably a bunch of others I can't even remember. But all you really need to know about it is who it'll cut, and who it won't. This is the sword of a king, or of a hero if you prefer. It can transform into a demonic blade, or devolve into a sword of fools, depending on who's wielding it. That's why, whenever I take it out of its scabbard, I always ask my allies, "Am I awesome right now?"

Then again, they've never given any answer but "yes," so I guess I don't have anything to worry about!