Before Translation: Something about Spectrophilia is not cool... maybe?

This series is like the most moral series I've ever seen coming from japan lol

For whoever cares to check the translation, I'm mainly unsure on the left bubble of the 3rd panel, as i'm not sure if I translated the 一手ご指導 correctly.
Secondly, since much of the dialogue is only minorly tweaked from post #909335 I'm wondering if I contrasted their manner of speech correctly and well enough in the 2nd panel.

Alice teaches safe sex.

rainday said:
This series is like the most moral series I've ever seen coming from japan lol

This times ten.

This Alice doesn't even use any of the classic loopholes for those clauses ("She's really 500 years old" "Necrophilia is just corpse fucking, not ghost fucking")

This has been the greatest copy and paste job I've ever read. I'm in tears. I think the repetition actually makes this funnier.

Hey, if loving Yuyuko is wrong, then baby... I don't wanna be right.

No, no, no, Alice! Shes a ghost so it is Spectrophilia and not Necrophilia. There are no laws against having sex with a ghost.

But Youmu's half dead. What about her?

But doesn't that means that she is half alive as well?

kyon9854 said:
But Youmu's half dead. What about her?

Neuro39 said:
But doesn't that means that she is half alive as well?

Konpaku Youmu, the Schrodinger of Gensokyou.

Xelmoras said:
Konpaku Youmu, the Schrodinger's Cat of Gensokyou.

Fixed.

Nilix said:

This has been the greatest copy and paste job I've ever read. I'm in tears. I think the repetition actually makes this funnier.

It's like a Bomber Grape doujin.

blokrokker said:

It's like a Bomber Grape doujin.

Except gayer.

Missing out some great meat then alice.