user 170235 about 14 years ago [hidden] One should always carry a gigantic hammer around at all times, in case of sudden tentacle rape. It pays to be prepared. 3 Reply Copy ID Copy Link
274Black about 14 years ago [hidden] It probably also helps if you are an android. 4 Reply Copy ID Copy Link
L of Shame about 10 years ago [hidden] That sucks. We have cockroaches at work. They look to be regular size until they get close to you, then they stand on their hindest legs at 140+cm. There's always a psychedelic swirl of colours behind them, and wacky music to go along with it. 2 Reply Copy ID Copy Link