The "life with lamia" comic suggests the vagina may actually be elsewhere. However, as much as it's a "sin" for a guy to say this, I would actually be glad to live with a girl like that for more reasons than the sex. I mean... look at her!
If I were to ever have sex with a girl like that, I would kindly ask her to try not to crush me. (her kindness is high)She would either ignore me, lighten up, or stop wrapping around me. If the last two were to happen, I wouldn't mind living with her.
I think that the Minotaur is the best. See the comics. I am guessing Kindness:High Intellagence:Med-high Strength:Med-high Ecchi Factor:Med-high or High
In my oppinion Lamia is best. 1/friendly 2/they look hot 3/smart(always a plus in my books) i think the *bad* thing is that hesitating while intercourse=you're married