On another note, I've just realized these last 3 strips are a reference to another comic circulating around Facebook. Can't seem to find where it is, though, since it's been a year since I last saw it...
"Vey is mir!" If that's supposed to be german, it should be "Weh ist mir!".
Tentatively changing the note. (Since google translator doesn't recognize "Vey is mir!" in any language.)
It's meant to be Yiddish, which Google Translator renders in Hebrew lettering, so I understand your confusion. "Vei iz mir" may be better for pronunciation purposes.
Kurwa mać!cacMerde!Å skitt!Kampret!HEY!AY CARAMBA!しまったーっ!OH SHIT!*GROPE* 씨발!Don't tell me this is..Hmm?¡DIOS MÍO!Vey is mir!Scheiße!Voi paska!Беда!Skit också!Bluatzack!Fudeu!Janchuk!merdaBasszameg!ფუ შენი!Tabarnak!There's something down here.\(^o^)/Mampus !卧槽!