I was originally going to post "not my proudest fap" but then I realized I'd probably get a lot of dislikes from the actual "lightweights" and "weaks" of danbooru ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ meh, whatever, there I said it already.
See? I got a lot of dislikes because a lot of you guys(not all of you) are so intolerant and can't stand silly or pervy jokes or people using other languages (I've seen it).