Ugg.. I could only envision this when I saw this (as you will see, "Sanae is a good girl" is one meme I absolutely reject forever):
Sanae: My my, sure I was essentially telling you to go fuck yourself during that UFO incident, but I couldn't have expected that you'd actually be able to accomplish it, fufufufu!!! I do believe you have managed to surprise me this time for sure, hahahaha!!! Perhaps you aren't such a scumbag youkai after all... but look how much you sacrificed to PROVE IT, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITH YOURSELF ANYMO-... OH WAIT, HAHAHAHA, GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY, HAHAHAHAHA, YOU CAN'T SIMPLY FILE FOR DIVORCE WITH YOURSELF, BUT YOU'RE RUINED FOR MARRIAGE, TOO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (*Higurashi style laughter continues*)