I would like to note here that according to Koizumi's Greater Haruhi Theory, Haruhi just manufactured this Kyon to prevent the logic of her mental universe from falling apart. Therefore, his entire memory of the strip poker, along with anything else from the past week or whatever, was manufactured on the spot. We can assume it came from some dark area of Haruhi's mind where she thinks of things she'd love to do if there were no social constraints.
Dayum, I thought this was another Kyon plucked from another plane of existence parallel to their current one.
Somebody came here?I'm home.And anyway, at the start, it seems like I drew something like the Old Maid.A friend of mine?But now I also have the most recent self-defense measures, using the most effective weapon of the SOS-dan.And if I make a mistake in releasing it, the most horrible suicide bomb.Seems like I've even become careful.There are a lot of shoes. Whose are they?Fuo~?A friend of Kyon-chan's?