...*snort* backdoor. Guess they forgot the lube or Sakanakas bf doesn't know how to do it right... At least Haruhi isn't shy about talking sex with her friends.
Semen is not ideal lubricant (doesn't last long, and enjoy those STDs), believe it or not. Not spit (bacteria and dries quickly), not sweat (salts and oils), not even pure water (absorbed into body too quickly).
bearded said: The real AWESOME here is the girl asking for the anal...
Fixed that for you.
Oh hey, what's up?Uh-huh,
Uh-huhA former classmate of ours recently got a boyfriendShe calls from time to time to ask for adviceHuh...
Are you okay?
I see...Alright...
Well, we can talk more about it the next time we see each other...Was that Sakanaka just now?Did something happen?Well...
She tried to get her boyfriend to go in through the back door...
And she said it hurtSo...
She wanted to know how we do it...
Since you're... well, you know...
Pretty good at itWait just a second!How the hell does she know about that!?Because they're close friends