Because they want to cook you. And if they die, they want YOU to cook THEM.
*splat*Th-They're using frying pans?!These aren't such a big deal compared to bosses, but...... those frying pans are still bad news.but why the heck do they have frying pans?!They hurt like hell.If you're getting overwhelmed, you gotta jet before it's too late. Be sure to remember that.Yeah, okay,Rookie.*lights*You're very perceptive. That's a
woomy
booyah from me.Rookie.*bang*
*bang*Is this your first time seeing salmonids?But you won't last long if you keep obsessing over the little things.