What better way to make sure everyone sees the tape.

The text has a pun in Japanese: instead of クリスマス (Christmas) it says クルシミマス, which starts with 苦しみ, i.e. pain, suffering. I've tried doing a creative English translation.

なんちゃって is more of a negation of the previous statement, last I heard. The connotation as I learned it is something akin to a playful prank or such.